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Cackle / Stronger's identity revealed.
Note #27416
posted on General
Monday, January 8, 2018 @ 01:02
http://jasonschwartz.club/

Risque but not NSFW. Didn't know Cackle had this side to him.
Re: OPK Strikeout
Note #27406
posted on General
Thursday, January 4, 2018 @ 18:47
Reply to: Note 27405 posted by Wire

1) Should be on Ideas, not general.

2) No. If you opt into OPK without reading the rules, then you deserve what's
coming to you.
Icy Caldera of Mauldoon
Note #16386
posted on Typos
Sunday, December 17, 2017 @ 00:07
At the Edge of the Caldera of Mauldoon
(mob pushed me off before I could mapper thisroom)
listen priest to trigger his speech.
5th emoted speech paragraph.

The priest is in your face now, the spittle from his screams impacting upon
your cheeks.  'Our god turned away from us!  He saw how we had strayed from
his cold light and he left us to fend for ourselves!  He said to us, 'look
at what you have wrought!  You have gone from my light!  Look at what you
have wrought!'

Should be 'Look.
Should be wrought!'' - ending both "speeches" at the same time.
Icy Caldera of Mauldoon
Note #16385
posted on Typos
Sunday, December 17, 2017 @ 00:01
Name: A Turn on a Mountain Path
ID: 26342

say 'I want to know why innocents are being sacrificed' to the grisly thug

Third emoted speech paragraph:

The thug spits and takes another belligerant look round before continuing.
'But now it ain't like that.  The fire's stirring.  We hear it all the time,
rumblin' and growlin', like it's angry, like its alive.  You have that
hangin' over your head every livin' night and tell me that it wouldn't mess
with you none.  It do me, that's for damn sure.  So, me?  I aint' got no
problem with what we do here.  If the mountain angry, we feed the mountain.'

Should be belligerent.
Should be it's.
Should be ain't.
Re: Kobold Siege Camp
Note #16381
posted on Typos
Thursday, December 14, 2017 @ 22:57
Reply to: Note 16380 posted by Escobar


(room 43310)

*hold / say membership card*

The eldar reaches out for the card. And you hand it over to him

Should be card and, should be him.
Kobold Siege Camp
Note #16380
posted on Typos
Thursday, December 14, 2017 @ 22:54
*give loaded dice to eldar vault guard*

An eldar vault guard says, "Just in time! I have just enough money make
 one bet to win back all my losses.  This better work."

Should be money to make.
Kobold Siege Camp
Note #16379
posted on Typos
Thursday, December 14, 2017 @ 22:51
*kill an eldar guard triggers this mobprog*

right before the eldar dies, he mutters some magic words and whatever
treasures he had in his pants vanish before you can see them.

Should be Right.
Re: Future Humblebundle updates
Note #337
posted on Misc
Friday, December 1, 2017 @ 15:08
Reply to: Note 335 posted by Crowley

And what about those that might be new to Aard & haven't heard of humblebundle?
What about their children? OH WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

Also, if I'm on and I see the free game I'm posting a note about it. Not gonna
lie, I think it's awesome to spread the word about free games in a market where
scummy publishers paywall the hell outta their product and force you to spend
hundreds to get where you need to in order to "have fun".
Brutal Legend FREE on humblebundle.com
Note #327
posted on Misc
Monday, November 20, 2017 @ 15:19
Title says it all. Jack Black is in it, before he fell off.
Re: LF area builder
Note #27352
posted on General
Sunday, November 19, 2017 @ 22:46
Reply to: Note 27351 posted by Escobar

Update:

I realize I'm only about halfway done with the goal, not 3/4ths like I thought.
I don't remember what I had planned, so I'll work on what I want to do. If you
are interested, lemme know!
LF area builder
Note #27351
posted on General
Sunday, November 19, 2017 @ 21:51
Hi,

So, like 5 years ago, I started building an area, then stopped cuz Paramore
quit playing & I can't code. I really would like to finish the area so I'm
looking for an experienced coder that would like to help me finish it, and
maybe work on building in the future.

Let me know if you're interested, I'll give you some TPs for your time!

Thanks!
RotZ - Smelly Stall
Note #16331
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 17:47
"... be more then the usual ..."

Should be than.
RotZ - A Dazzling Cage
Note #16330
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 17:39
room desc

" ... touching the walls give you a ..."

Should be gives.

"... Embedded withing all the ..."

Should be within.

incarnation of Typhos sdesc

"... the prison that hold him. ..."

Should be holds.
RotZ - task here during Task 6
Note #16327
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 17:23
Thanks to Crowley for pointing this out.

Task 3  : Retrieve all 4 sword fragments to the Keeper.
Retrieve all 4 sword fragments and return them to the Keeper of stories.
Return the Pommel fragment to the Keeper of Stories.
Task 6  : Kill the Pisces incarnation.
Return the pommel to the Keeper of Stories.

Either make it Pommel fragment or just pommel, keep it consistent.
RotZ - An ornate prison key
Note #16325
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 17:21
look key
" ... This key is a light, but strong ..."

Should be light but, no need for comma there.
RotZ - say Typhos to Crios
Note #16324
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 17:13
Crios says, "She's around here somewhere, so get the key from her, the key
 goes to a prison room near Aphrodite."

Should be from her, which.
RotZ - Crios
Note #16323
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 17:01
Crios' room desc

Crios, the legenday crab of the zodiac, guards the sea nymphs.

Should be legendary.

Crios' desc

"... so he would be more then happy to clip in half for messing with his
 sea nymphs. ..."

Should be than, also who the hell would be happy to clip in half? Words
are missing from this description.

" ... while Poseidon hid from Typhos ..."

Should be Typhos. <--- period at the end
RotZ - Swimming Through The Murkey Depths
Note #16322
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 16:56
Murkey should be Murky.
RotZ - say Typhos to Eros
Note #16321
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 16:47
You say 'Typhos'
"... all of them to the Keeper ." ..."

Should be Keeper." <-- no space between Keeper and .
Realm of the Zodiac - Eros' desc
Note #16320
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 16:44
look eros
Eros is a 3 feet tall human-looking diety. He has long blond hair and
feathery white wings.  He is the god of love and is more then willing
to shoot someone with his arrows in the name of love.

Should be foot.
Should be deity.
Should be than.
Realm of the Zodiac - Dimly Lit Cavern
Note #16319
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 16:42
Room down, south from Eros' Sanctuary.

desc

"... cavern, are roughly hewn form the stone ..."

Should be from.
Realm of the Zodiac - Cavefish desc
Note #16318
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 16:38
look fish
This strange looking fish has been in the dark underwater caverns
for so long that it has lost the use of it's eyes.  A complete
lack of light has also cause it not have any skin pigmentation.

Should it its. Not it is.

Should be caused it to not have any skin.
Realm of the Zodiac - goal
Note #16317
posted on Typos
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 16:33
nod keeper
You nod at The Keeper of Stories.

"... Now it seems that Typos is returning to ..."

Should be Typhos.
Re: Humble Bundle - Killer is Dead
Note #316
posted on Misc
Thursday, November 16, 2017 @ 20:32
Reply to: Note 315 posted by Crowley

Wow, that's a great game. Only a fool would ignore this sweet deal.

Thanks again!
Re: My favorite love songs
Note #303
posted on Misc
Tuesday, November 14, 2017 @ 10:13
Reply to: Note 27343 posted by Anaristos

1.) Friday.
2.) Friday.
3.) Call Me Maybe.
4.) Friday.
Re: DONT sell anything to Mcgregor
Note #48052
posted on Forsale
Tuesday, October 31, 2017 @ 16:30
Reply to: Note 48050 posted by Gravy

I mean, he only promised to bid 6k QPs, which he did. Someone else outbid him,
so that's not his fault. Your issues should be with the newbie who outbid him
then wanted the refund.
Humble Bundle - Guns of Icarus
Note #295
posted on Misc
Thursday, October 26, 2017 @ 14:45
Taking a page from Arcidayne's book. 

Guns of Icarus is free on humblebundle.com for the next 48 hours. It's a
4v4 online multiplayer, two crews on airships battling one another. Pretty fun
concept. Unsure how big the population is, though.

-Esc
Re: Steam Link for $1 w/ purchase of Icey
Note #291
posted on Misc
Thursday, October 19, 2017 @ 23:11
Reply to: Note 290 posted by Escobar

I forgot to add, this ends on the 21st.
Steam Link for $1 w/ purchase of Icey
Note #290
posted on Misc
Thursday, October 19, 2017 @ 23:06
So as the title states, Steam is selling their Steam Link for a whopping $1
plus S&H, which I heard is about another $8USD tacked on.

The game included, Icey, is a 2D hack n slash w/ RPG elements. It's solid, not
bad (I played a bit of it).

The Steam Link, however, is normally $49.99USD + S&H, so you're getting a
pretty good bargain here. However, make sure you read the customer reviews
before making a purchase yourself. I've seen the negative reviews jump up
recently, seems to be minor issues but enough to frustrate customers.

Enjoy!

-Escobar
Re: Top 10 manor exits
Note #27320
posted on General
Saturday, October 14, 2017 @ 21:38
Reply to: Note 27319 posted by Arystul

Mine are Mudwog's Swap, Ft2 & Kingdom of Ahner.

I'm not 100% sure why I went with Ft2, I never use FT area for leveling.

Ahner & Mudwog are really close to a LOT of areas that I don't want to buy triv
portals to.

Re: Anti-Dexter Trivia Point Token Extravaganza +
Note #47985
posted on Forsale
Thursday, October 5, 2017 @ 00:50
Reply to: Note 47984 posted by Escobar

 80934 a Trivia Point Token           1 *Gold             1    0   1d 22:19:08
 80933 a Trivia Point Token           1 *Gold             1    0   1d 22:19:08
 80936 a Trivia Point Token           1 *Gold             1    0   1d 22:19:09
 80935 a Trivia Point Token           1 *Gold             1    0   1d 22:19:09
4 tokens left.

Get 'em while they (and I) are still here!
Re: Anti-Dexter Trivia Point Token Extravaganza
Note #47984
posted on Forsale
Wednesday, October 4, 2017 @ 23:10
Reply to: Note 47982 posted by Escobar

4 more TP tokens on auction, I would get you the numbers but they're selling
like hotcakes.

So go czech them out.
Re: Showcase auction 79992
Note #47983
posted on Forsale
Wednesday, October 4, 2017 @ 23:08
Reply to: Note 47892 posted by Mordist

Wow, these went fast, better add more.
Anti-Dexter Trivia Point Token Extravaganza
Note #47982
posted on Forsale
Wednesday, October 4, 2017 @ 23:06
 80928 a Trivia Point Token           1 *Gold             1    0   1d 23:59:55
 80929 a Trivia Point Token           1 *Gold             1    0   1d 23:59:57
 80932 a Trivia Point Token           1 *Gold             1    0   1d 23:59:58
 80931 a Trivia Point Token           1 *Gold             1    0   1d 23:59:58
 80930 a Trivia Point Token           1 *Gold             1    0   1d 23:59:58
I hate Dexter so celebrate by buying these tp tokens. Nothing special about
them, but that shouldn't deter you from buying these wonderful tokens.
Re: double exp upon superhero
Note #37759
posted on Ideas
Sunday, July 2, 2017 @ 17:58
Reply to: Note 37758 posted by Dexter

The game doesn't need more double.

It just needs no silent, other than first time freebie.
Re: Spouses Tp Count Visible ++
Note #37733
posted on Ideas
Thursday, June 29, 2017 @ 21:49
Reply to: Note 37732 posted by Metropolis

Because anyone's TP count is none of your business.

If you need to know, ask them.
Re: Spouses Tp Count Visible
Note #37730
posted on Ideas
Thursday, June 29, 2017 @ 21:47
Reply to: Note 37729 posted by Metropolis

Absolutely not.
Remove Myth from T0 GQ range ++++++
Note #27145
posted on General
Monday, June 26, 2017 @ 19:56
Reply to: Note 27144 posted by Myth

Unlike you, none of my wins were automated, bot.

Please don't act like you play this game fairly or legally. Or that you even
play the game.

You don't. You're a bot. A filthy, pathetic lowlife bot :)

And that's not a personal attack because you cannot personally attack bots.
Remove Myth from T0 GQ range ++++++
Note #27143
posted on General
Monday, June 26, 2017 @ 15:25
Reply to: Note 27139 posted by Lasher

I 100% disagree with you on the "I don't know that we'd really achieve much"
comment in this note. A lot of newer players have no idea about Global Quests
and the channel isn't turned on for them when they start (at least, it wasn't
for me some 9 years ago, so maybe things have changed).

It's been discussed before, about changing the 10 wins or less tier of GQs to
a larger number, like 25 or even 100. I think you should change the T0 tier of
GQs, as well.

Why not make the first tier 1 to 99 wins, second tier 100 to 499 wins, then
final tier can be 500+ wins? It would allow for newer players who are worried
about getting steamrolled by a GQ automaton like Myth to have some breathing
room & not worry as much.

Right now, your system is being exploited. I'm sorry if you don't see it
that way, but it's the truth. Even if he's not botting (which I highly doubt)
he's just garnering easy QPs with no competition. At 1750+ GQ wins, it's time
to get him out of the easy range.

And seriously, on the subject of Myth... nearly 200k QPs earned in a 6 month
span at T0, over 1750 GQ wins in 18 months... at what point does "Hmm, maybe
he's botting?" turn into "It's time to remove this person." The tired line of
"You don't know what we know" is insulting to us. Alok wasn't as bad and you
dropped the nuke on him in 6 months. Granted, he slipped up, but I think Myth's
numbers speak for themselves.
He's botting. It's time for him to go.
Remove Myth from T0 GQ range ++++++
Note #27142
posted on General
Monday, June 26, 2017 @ 15:21
Reply to: Note 27141 posted by Almila

Sitting OPK in your clan hall won't get you killed, unless you consider
yourself deceased, just like your clan :)

Bring back Glacier.
Re: Remove Myth from T0 GQ range +++++
Note #27136
posted on General
Sunday, June 25, 2017 @ 00:32
So it's ok to defend a bot. It's even ok to bot.

But it's wrong to call someone who has been nuked multiple times for personal
attacks "trash"?

Hypocrisy at its finest.
Re: Remove Myth from T0 GQ range ++
Note #27131
posted on General
Saturday, June 24, 2017 @ 23:15
Reply to: Note 27113 posted by Starling

"What evidence do we even have that there are botting issues in GQ?"

I think Alok being nuked for botting GQs is enough evidence that there are
people who use modified scripts & plugins such as the S&D you claim is legal
to bot GQs.

Do us a favor - go to hell & take Myth with you. Trash.
Re: Remove Myth from T0 GQ range +++
Note #27106
posted on General
Friday, June 23, 2017 @ 23:02
Reply to: Note 27105 posted by Myth

What I find funny is, how long you've been allowed to bot / automate your 
quests / CPs / GQs.

I'm not bitter that you beat me in a GQ. I'm not even bitter that you've won
almost 1k more than me. Or that you've made almost 200k QPs in a 6 month time
frame.

I'm bitter that you've been allowed to persist and continue on for as long as
you have. The writing is on the wall; you are exploiting a system that needs
a serious overhaul.

I hope that you get nuked soon for botting, but you've been allowed to run
rampant for 18 months. Judging by the conversation that was had on Imm chat,
chances are, Imms are just gonna sit on their hands longer until you slip up,
which you won't, and then nuke you.

Which means you won't be nuked.
Which means we're stuck with a shitty player like you.

I'll just make sure to personally attack you every time you bot a GQ.
One of us will get nuked then, right? :)

-Escobar
Re: Remove Myth from T0 GQ range +
Note #27101
posted on General
Friday, June 23, 2017 @ 17:56
Reply to: Note 27100 posted by Starling

I'm glad someone ruining the experience of others makes you laugh.

You're used to ruining the MUD for other players, though.
Remove Myth from T0 GQ range
Note #27099
posted on General
Friday, June 23, 2017 @ 17:23
The "revamp" to the Global Quest system, by giving us three ranges, was put in
to help players that were new to the game & new to GQs be able to compete in
them while not getting steamrolled by a player with portals / speedwalks.

This is being exploited by Myth & it needs to stop. He's purposefully sitting
in the T0 range to win easy GQs - pretty sure by botting or automated - & rack
up easy QPs. It's a problem & if he isn't gonna be nuked because you cannot
prove that he's botting, then I suggest what the title says.

Remove him from the T0-only range. It won't stop him much, but it'll slow him
down until something is done and he's removed from the game at some point.

-Escobar
Re: Stop shooting vertical video.
Note #197
posted on Misc
Thursday, June 15, 2017 @ 17:00
Reply to: Note 196 posted by Starling

Stop keeping S&D alive.
Re: Deprecate "Banned" status.
Note #37524
posted on Ideas
Friday, June 9, 2017 @ 08:51
Reply to: Note 37523 posted by Starling

There is a very easy wall of shame, just 'finger starling'.
Re: Search and Destroy version 1.3.0 +++++
Note #27080
posted on General
Wednesday, May 31, 2017 @ 23:19
This I know :P
Re: Search and Destroy version 1.3.0 +++
Note #27078
posted on General
Wednesday, May 31, 2017 @ 22:54
*crosses fingers* Can't wait for the day S&D is made illegal.
Re: TotalBiscuit.
Note #192
posted on Misc
Tuesday, May 23, 2017 @ 11:08
Reply to: Note 191 posted by Impuritan

Jim Sterling's investigation / litigation / dealings with Digital Homicide was
much better; not only did he help reshape the way Steam handles new games by
removing Steam Greenlight, he also found a way to circumvent the DMCA system
Youtube / Google uses to allow big companies to try & bully smaller Youtubers.

TB is great, but Sterling is... well, thank goodness for him ;)