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Re: influential nominations limits +
Note #27415
posted on General
Saturday, January 6, 2018 @ 18:05
Reply to: Note 27413 posted by Lasher

I also nominate Nocilis for authoring the Blowtorch client.

Now if it was only updated... *runs away*

Failurette Noegel the UnWise
Re: Aardwolf G.O.A.T. Examination.
Note #13
posted on Jokes
Saturday, December 30, 2017 @ 05:08
Reply to: Note 12 posted by Wars

1. E. Go to the girl, pet her, say it's going to be OK, give her some candy,
then strangle, web, curse, Ix, wait for her to wake up, say Jk bitch,
backstab, hammerswing, gouge her eyes out as finisher.

2. E. Accept all the items, Unkeep all, drop all, Sac all, gtrivia all
trivia tokens, then Pretitle change multiple times to use all the tps, like
1. You 2. Are 3. A 4. Friggin 5. Dumbutt 6. Like 7. MissMathDerpKhaleesi

3. D. Everyone is better than me. I am a failure. I am an embarrassment to
humanity. When I was born, the doctor tsked and said, "Wow, someone did not
win the genetic lottery." I can barely tie my own shoes.

4. E. Get to know the person, as they are obviously a great pker.
Get them to teach me how to PK, maybe hit off a relationship. Start dating in
real life, get married, have a few kids. Then one night, cut his fucking
cock off, stuff it in his ball sack, and shriek, "WHO GOT GANKED NOW, BITCH?!"

5. E. Snooky
Re: Future Humblebundle updates ++++
Note #344
posted on Misc
Monday, December 4, 2017 @ 15:28
Reply to: Note 343 posted by Lasher

I'll be another +1 in support of Crowley.

It doesn't seem like a mailing list to me. It's a member of the community
sharing sweet deals about free games. The notes are short and don't sound like
marketing BS.

Flea-ridden Noegel
Re: ignore drama ++
Note #38182
posted on Ideas
Thursday, November 23, 2017 @ 16:37
Reply to: Note 38181 posted by Celebrity

So they don't contact you via notes or on alts and stuff which would
break the rules.
Re: Buying Donations +
Note #38110
posted on Ideas
Monday, November 13, 2017 @ 18:31
Reply to: Note 38109 posted by Pumpkin

I agree. There could be a fee to transfer QPs as well. People already
transfer QPs with the "fee" being an Aard item.
Damage verbs
Note #38010
posted on Ideas
Sunday, October 15, 2017 @ 21:23
Let's have a vote on high end damage verbs!

Everyone does unthinkable damage... Let's spice it up with user creativity!
Re: US constitution / gun laws ++
Note #283
posted on Misc
Saturday, October 7, 2017 @ 14:10
Reply to: Note 282 posted by Aphelion

Ah the good days when the most powerful weapons your government employed were
cannons and wooden naval ships.

Nowadays, we've got those pesky aircraft carriers, fighter jets and tanks
to worry about. Jerks. :'(
Note #16286
posted on Typos
Friday, October 6, 2017 @ 19:53
The social wpyawn says, "...showing her mouth of very point teeth..."

Should be pointy!

Furbottom Noegel
Re: OPK system balance regarding tiered players +
Note #37988
posted on Ideas
Tuesday, October 3, 2017 @ 21:08
Reply to: Note 37987 posted by Rokshel

I kind of agree with some sort of tier restriction. I'm a T8 and I almost
never get OPK'd anymore. Hopefully this note changes that. The only person
who comes for me is Nao and that's like once a week.

It sad really because I see low Tiers slaughtered all the time in my
level range but the killers never come for me. I even forget to recall before
going AFK and I'm always safe and sound when I return. It was night and day
difference when I hit T5. I guess that's the magic tier.

Maybe people will come for me now. Yay!

Failurette Noegel Furbottom the Lonely
Re: What keeps you playing? +++++
Note #27311
posted on General
Sunday, September 24, 2017 @ 22:33
Reply to: Note 27310 posted by Frenchy

Awwww. I like this one.
Re: Why with all the fighting? +
Note #37952
posted on Ideas
Thursday, September 21, 2017 @ 04:53
Reply to: Note 37951 posted by Vespar

Earlobes for me, please!

Failurette Noegel the FurBootylicious Yeti Queen
Silver Volcano
Note #16278
posted on Typos
Monday, September 18, 2017 @ 18:39
Room "Entrance to cave" should probably be "Entrance to the Cave"
so as to match the previous room, "Outside the Cave"

Failurette Noegel the Unwise
Re: Humble Bundle - Walking Dead +
Note #270
posted on Misc
Thursday, September 7, 2017 @ 20:40
Reply to: Note 269 posted by Metria

One of my favorite games of all time for sure.


Sad Noegel the Sad
Aerial City of Cineko Quest
Note #16265
posted on Typos
Saturday, September 2, 2017 @ 20:20
A warehouse cleaner walked out on their shift and the manager his ordered
his death.

Should be "has ordered his death."

Still... What a freakin' jerk of a boss!
Re: This certain player. +
Note #27281
posted on General
Thursday, August 31, 2017 @ 23:41
Reply to: Note 27280 posted by Arcidayne

Sometimes, when I'm feeling seXXXy, I dress up like a turkey with all the
fixins and quack like a duck in heat.

WTF is wrong with Noegel
Re: Quest equipment ++++++
Note #37926
posted on Ideas
Friday, August 25, 2017 @ 16:40
Reply to: Note 37925 posted by Tyebald

I can agree with that approach! It should require confirmation
with every purchase though.

Ricky Martin jk
Re: Quest equipment ++++
Note #37924
posted on Ideas
Friday, August 25, 2017 @ 15:24
Reply to: Note 37923 posted by Tyebald

There are plenty of shorter RPG/skill point based games with an unrefundable
point system that allows people to make suboptimal or silly decisions.
That doesn't take away from those games at all. I made several poor purchases
when I was a noob. I didn't lose any sleep, hell... I didn't even get mad.
I still had the fun rush of buying my first aard weapons even if they were
level 70 and 131. Comparing this issue to massive improvements in automotive
technology is a bit overkill.

Probably not Captain Planet but who knows
Re: Quest equipment ++
Note #37921
posted on Ideas
Friday, August 25, 2017 @ 15:02
Reply to: Note 37918 posted by Tyebald

Bad decisions are part of the learning experience. Aard is a game that is
played for thousands of hours and making a bad decision, even a 2k qp one,
isn't a big deal. In the end, you still have a piece of powerful equipment.
Sure, it's RESALE value sucks a nice sized one, but it's so trivial that that
level of handholding is a bit excessive in my semi-honest opinion.

Not Jack Nicholson
Re: US money checks. ++
Note #246
posted on Misc
Thursday, July 27, 2017 @ 18:26
Reply to: Note 245 posted by Fiendish

I suppose I get company policies mixed up with law. I tried to do this once
a few years ago and both people had to be present and at the actual bank of
the check. Nobody else would do it for me.
Re: US money checks.
Note #244
posted on Misc
Thursday, July 27, 2017 @ 06:35
Reply to: Note 243 posted by Mcgregor


At least in Texas, only the "payable to" party can cash the check. So if the
check is made out to McGregor, then nobody but you can cash the check.

Maybe if your friend knows some shady people or happens to own a bank
or convenience store...
Re: What keeps you playing?
Note #27226
posted on General
Sunday, July 23, 2017 @ 14:55
Reply to: Note 27223 posted by Tymme

Mostly the people. I play exclusively on mobile so I can play other games
while this one is in my lap for questing.

It's way too grindy to be played primarily (my opinion) but it's fun as a chat
room and stuff.
Boot application
Note #16241
posted on Typos
Thursday, July 20, 2017 @ 00:06
I am a failure as a mudder and as a person.

K bye.
Miss Tournament Camps in Sirens Oasis
Note #16238
posted on Typos
Wednesday, July 19, 2017 @ 21:46
Miss Tournament Camps keyword is currently camp and not camps. 

Maybe intentional but found it kind of weird.
Re: Birthdays: Week of July 9, 2017 ++
Note #27209
posted on General
Monday, July 10, 2017 @ 11:55
Reply to: Note 27206 posted by Metropolis

There shall be no happiness here!!
Re: Spouses Tp Count Visible +++
Note #37744
posted on Ideas
Friday, June 30, 2017 @ 06:55
Reply to: Note 37733 posted by Escobar

QP count should be private as well, in my opinion. Why should other players
get to know that? Might as well publish gold in our Whois as well.
Re: Ignore +
Note #37707
posted on Ideas
Wednesday, June 28, 2017 @ 23:44
Reply to: Note 37706 posted by Leonhart

I think Samsung is trying to say that people who get ignored need to
get over the fact they're ignored. Besides, they can't contact the ignorer
anyway without fear of being punished.

Besides, anyone can do a who ignored at any time and see who's on that is
currently ignoring them. I'd rather know at the time of being ignored so I
know more or else why I got ignored... not twenty days later wondering WTF I
did wrong.
Re: Biggest thread ever
Note #27175
posted on General
Wednesday, June 28, 2017 @ 23:38
Reply to: Note 27174 posted by Metropolis

No u
Remove Myth from T0 GQ range ++++++
Note #27170
posted on General
Tuesday, June 27, 2017 @ 23:41
Reply to: Note 27169 posted by Arcidayne

..there's a drama board?

Sign me up! I'm trashy like that!

Scumbaguette Noegel the Moldy Not-a-Treat
Remove Myth from T0 GQ range ++++++
Note #27166
posted on General
Tuesday, June 27, 2017 @ 12:00
Reply to: Note 27165 posted by Nuanse

I just want to add that there are no players with 100000000 hours and
Gquest wins.

Helperette Noegel the Truly Helpful
Re: phone friendly leveling +++
Note #37670
posted on Ideas
Tuesday, June 27, 2017 @ 04:39
Reply to: Note 37669 posted by Lasher

You just need to adapt your play style to the phone. I've gotten from T1 to
T8 exclusively on Blowtorch in about 8 months. Yes, I have a full time job
and yes I do things in life besides Aard. One advantage of the phone is you
can knock out quests or levels while you're standing in line. There's pros and
cons. Then again, I am Blacksmith, and with properly set up buttons, Aardwolf
is literally a one thumb game unless pesky chats come up.
Re: phone friendly leveling +++
Note #37656
posted on Ideas
Monday, June 26, 2017 @ 19:22
Reply to: Note 37655 posted by Hwuaijijal

I just wish you could hunt during campaigns. There are plugins that
people use to not need it at all but it's horrible campaigning on mobile.
I'd still be a T0 if I Cp leveled.
Re: phone friendly leveling
Note #37653
posted on Ideas
Monday, June 26, 2017 @ 14:52
Reply to: Note 37640 posted by Samsung

I don't have a problem leveling on a smartphone.

This is a PC game really though. Just gotta work through the issues if you
wanna play on a different platform.
Re: Outcast self +++++
Note #37633
posted on Ideas
Sunday, June 25, 2017 @ 19:27
Reply to: Note 37630 posted by Redryn

If you're a leader of a clan, then you better be checking your damn notes.

Responsibility. It's part of being a leader.
Re: Undo the mob gold boost.
Note #37632
posted on Ideas
Sunday, June 25, 2017 @ 19:25
Reply to: Note 37629 posted by Fiendish


*slaughters an innocent woodland creature and loots 9,577 gold coins*
Remove Myth from T0 GQ range ++++++
Note #27140
posted on General
Sunday, June 25, 2017 @ 19:24
Reply to: Note 27139 posted by Lasher

It would still be a good safeguard to implement. If it helps even a little
then it succeeds in its purpose. 
Re: drag corpse ++
Note #37614
posted on Ideas
Friday, June 23, 2017 @ 16:07
Reply to: Note 37613 posted by Gravy

Hey now I wanted this feature! That quote wasn't in my note. Just saying.

Not Lasher
Re: IF2 +++++
Note #37607
posted on Ideas
Thursday, June 22, 2017 @ 06:31
Reply to: Note 37606 posted by Starling

It works in the MMO Final Fantasy XIV. Currency for all sorts of dungeons
and everything still gets run. Then again, there's a ton more players and
the system is way more sophisticated but I don't see why it couldn't work.
Re: Thorns, defensive spell ++
Note #37605
posted on Ideas
Wednesday, June 21, 2017 @ 23:47
Reply to: Note 37601 posted by Bamboo

Easy solution: since it's thorns, it should only damage attackers who land a
blow on a player. Thorns can't hurt if they don't touch you!
Re: IF2 ++
Note #37598
posted on Ideas
Wednesday, June 21, 2017 @ 17:22
Reply to: Note 37596 posted by Hwuaijijal

I'd like to know the reason too. Points or some currency to purchase eq is
enough... if something is meant to be harder to get just make it cost
more. A run counter just makes it mentally annoying.
Re: drag corpse
Note #37581
posted on Ideas
Saturday, June 17, 2017 @ 20:09
Reply to: Note 37574 posted by Gravy

Omg. You remind me of good Everquest days dragging people's corpses to zones. 

I agree though. A summon corpse spell would be great as well even if it only
worked room to room.
Re: Moving across the country.
Note #204
posted on Misc
Friday, June 16, 2017 @ 16:43
Reply to: Note 203 posted by Starling

As someone who just returned a few months back from an almost year long stay in
the wilderness of Alaska for work (no joke), I feel qualified to answer your

Feelings of homesickness before and after you leave home is a totally normal
thang. There are a couple of things you can do to stave off these feelings or
at least make them a little less painful.

1. Before you go, pick up a few souvenirs from your favorite local places.
Maybe your favorite restaurant sells mugs with a logo or there's a store that
sells stuff with your high school mascot on it, or stuff like that. Don't go
overboard on the memories... too many souvenirs might hurt you more than

2. When you get there, walk around the neighborhood or exercise outdoors.
It's a human instinct to easily adapt to new surroundings and it is imperative
to spend time outside for a bit to let this instinct take root. Being indoors
won't let your brain fully accept your new location as a new home and will
only prolong and exaggerate feelings of homesickness. If you hate going
outdoors or exercising, just sitting on your porch will help your mind adjust.

I'm not sure how to save notes for later but I have to go. Hopefully I helped a
little bit and that your transition goes smoothly and is exciting in a
good way!

Travel Agent Noegel
Note #37557
posted on Ideas
Tuesday, June 13, 2017 @ 23:51
Reply to: Note 37555 posted by Mcgregor

Pretty sure removing players hard earned achievements is a good way to get
people to STOP playing aard. Damn man. Let's nuke these notes and be done
with it.
Re: Adventure mode - high difficulty PvE
Note #37542
posted on Ideas
Sunday, June 11, 2017 @ 09:18
Reply to: Note 37539 posted by Syndom

This note was very well thought out!

I love this idea. It would breathe new life into the game and be a rewarding
experience for those who actually play the game instead of qsit or are
eternally idle.
Re: Bring back 'nochannels' +
Note #37536
posted on Ideas
Saturday, June 10, 2017 @ 15:20
Reply to: Note 37535 posted by Arcidayne

Not sure but I'm assuming no say, no tells, no emote/social, no spouse, etc.

A fitting punishment for people who overstep their bounds or talk too much
like me.
Note #27091
posted on General
Wednesday, June 7, 2017 @ 19:17
No notes in 3 days on most boards? I must fix this.

Time Wasteress Noegel the Time Waster
Re: New continents. Actually, satellites. +
Note #37504
posted on Ideas
Thursday, June 1, 2017 @ 12:01
Reply to: Note 37484 posted by Metria

Let's not forget Land of Legend where we board trains to go around the
United States of America. Also, the Builders site says no hell based areas
but Descent to Hell seems to disregard that as well.

There are plenty of ways to make a lunar area fit Aardwolf's theme... Just
Re: New continents. Actually, satellites.
Note #37491
posted on Ideas
Tuesday, May 30, 2017 @ 23:42
Reply to: Note 37483 posted by Impuritan

I agree. If they made it possible without looking ridiculous in Everquest,
then it could be easily done here!

Re: detect wish +
Note #37475
posted on Ideas
Tuesday, May 30, 2017 @ 00:50
Reply to: Note 37470 posted by Fiendish

detect wish
Note #37469
posted on Ideas
Monday, May 29, 2017 @ 05:26
There should be a wish with all detects besides nightvision.

Make it cost 10 or 20 thousand qps. Detects on this game are silly though.
After the first couple of Remorts, it becomes nothing more than a pointless

Re: spouse channel +
Note #37466
posted on Ideas
Sunday, May 28, 2017 @ 21:37
Reply to: Note 37463 posted by Fiendish

So does tell.