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spoilers for next weeks episode of DarkCop
Note #39
posted on Jokes
Monday, February 5, 2018 @ 03:08
-Dark Cop is the pizza delivery driver
-special appearance by Starling as "The Dazzler"
-oh shit someone is scrying me
-opk and Im at Camp Snooky
-this might not end well
-Dammit Gooey, I know this is your fault!
-tell my wife I love her
Re: NoPK and setwanted ++++
Note #38744
posted on Ideas
Monday, January 22, 2018 @ 02:38
Reply to: Note 38743 posted by Dexter

The fact that not every player on aardwolf takes on the OPK flag for the qp
because of the possible consequences tells me that even non pk players care
about it a great deal.
Snooky
Re: setwanted cost
Note #38710
posted on Ideas
Saturday, January 20, 2018 @ 22:25
Reply to: Note 38709 posted by Wire

I would be all for this if clannies were at least prevented from
removing each others flags and the reward is set to let's say 5million
gold. The price of a tp token, that'd be more interesting.
Snooky
new gquests without level ranges
Note #38689
posted on Ideas
Saturday, January 20, 2018 @ 10:32
Example:
Global Quest: Global quest # 6719 for levels 9 and 20 has now started.
Can make it more lottery like. Spicy. Fresh.
Snooky
winning a war should give you a crapload of exp
Note #38686
posted on Ideas
Saturday, January 20, 2018 @ 07:52
winning a war should give you a crapload of exp

Snooky
Re: BoXern's Boxes +
Note #38683
posted on Ideas
Saturday, January 20, 2018 @ 03:15
Reply to: Note 38669 posted by Codex

I 100% agree with this. Easy fix. Easy life.

Snooky
DarkCop: The season premire!
Note #25
posted on Jokes
Saturday, January 20, 2018 @ 02:00
afk
Gtell *burp
afk
Take a journey deep into
the mean streets of Midgaard city and into the life of Dark Cop. He's unlike
any cop you have ever met. He doesnt uphold the law and bring those would break
it to justice, he brings those that would FOLLOW the law to INJUSTICE!


"Ahhh another lovely day in Migaard city", a man thinks to himself
as he strolls on down to the Grunting Boar Inn for a totally not
illegal barrel of beer...when suddenly...
"Hey baby, you ever been with a fat bitch with a stubbly face
before?", says the fat whore in the alley around to the side of
the Grunting Boar in. "No" the man says. "And I don't want to
either, fat sex is gross and the rolls on your belly go all the
way around your back like an oversized inner tube at a 
waterpark. My apologies, miss. Have a good day"
The man begins to walk away when suddenly a black man bursts
from the bushes and tackles the unsuspecting man.
"Got em, the sting is a success!", exclaims the fat fatty fat
uggo hooker in a deep booming man-voice. "Thanks, I couldnt
have done it without you." The Dark man takes off his Du-Rag
to reveal that he is DARK COP!
"D-ddddd-dark cop?" Says the man, now handcuffed. "Your back?
but why....how?"
TO BE CONTINUED!
DARKCOP DARKCOP DARKCOP DARKCOP DARKCOP DARKCOP
Credits (in order of appearence:
Man- Reltubydoc
Fat ugly hairy hooker- Noegel
And Toneloc as DarkCop!
Written and directed by Snooky
Re: Auction-minimum-bid-increase
Note #38611
posted on Ideas
Wednesday, January 17, 2018 @ 12:46
Reply to: Note 38589 posted by Codex

JoePublic Barters:Stuck in quicksand can someone pls auc a griffin blood?

ScumbagSteve Barters: Sure, that'll be 10k

Seems legit

Snooky
Re: RTS recommendations
Note #365
posted on Misc
Sunday, January 14, 2018 @ 03:18
Reply to: Note 364 posted by Escobar

Civilitazion III is amazing. It has a great diplomacy system
and with one of the expansions its even better. 
Buyout price minimum lower than 1 million gold
Note #38358
posted on Ideas
Monday, January 1, 2018 @ 20:11
Subject
le Info de la Dump
Note #3
posted on Art
Saturday, December 30, 2017 @ 04:56
[30 Dec 03:46:21] The attendant says, "Welcome, Snooky!  You're
still in time for the fight."
[30 Dec 03:48:17] (Friend): Vost has entered Aardwolf.
[30 Dec 03:48:23] (Friend) Classic Vost: 'hi everyone'
[30 Dec 03:48:31] You tell your friends: 'Vost!'
[30 Dec 03:48:39] (Friend): Classic Vost gallantly tips his hat to
you. 
[30 Dec 03:48:45] (Friend): Classic Vost enthusiastically
high-fives Dillon!
[30 Dec 03:49:02] Market: (Aarchaeology) Shoes of a Gnome
(Level 1, Num 83178) sold to SirCanada for 1,050,000 Gold.
boom

[30 Dec 03:46:21] The attendant says, "Welcome, Snooky!  You're
still in time for the fight."
[30 Dec 03:48:17] (Friend): Lost has entered Aardwolf.
[30 Dec 03:48:23] (Friend) Klassic Tost: 'hi everyone'
[30 Dec 03:48:31] You tell your friends: 'Vost!'
[30 Dec 03:48:39] (Friend): Classic Vost gallantly tips his hat to
you. 
[30 Dec 03:48:45] (Friend): Vlassic Cost enthusiastically
high-fives Villon!
[30 Dec 03:49:02] Market: (Aarchaeology) Shoes of a Gnome
(Level 1, Num 83178) sold to SirCanadia for
1,050,000,000,000,000,000 Gold.
[30 Dec 03:57:16] The spavined storyteller says 'There have been
Yumbos lately.'
[30 Dec 03:57:16] The spavined storyteller says 'Some ships
attempting to explore the unknown oceans have been tasty.'
[30 Dec 03:57:16] The spavined storyteller says 'Perhaps they will
return with word of new land birthed by the sea.'
THE MASTERLANDS!
Gno-Go (Fido) giftwrtapping service
Note #38300
posted on Ideas
Tuesday, December 19, 2017 @ 01:47
Make a service available to giftwrap items, putting them in a one
time use container of sorts. Maybe only on holidays like X-mas and
Valentines. Hmmmmmm?

Snooky
Dark Cop:An old crime drama from Snooky
Note #6
posted on Jokes
Saturday, December 16, 2017 @ 18:37
From the creator of Game of SPOONS comes a new take on the crime genre.
It's crime, it's drama, its sci-fi, it's CRI-FI Yeah thats right Cri-Fi it's
short for "Crience Fiction", you know what that means! Take a journey deep into
the mean streets of Midgaard city and into the life of Dark Cop. He's unlike
any cop you have ever met. He doesnt uphold the law and bring those would break
it to justice, he brings those that would FOLLOW the law to INJUSTICE!
*A man is driving his car and pulls up to a trashcan and throws away a bag*
*Dark Cop fires off his dark sirens*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOO
Dark cop pulls over the man to the middle of the road. He then aproaches the 
driver's side window and fires off a warning shot. The man rolls down his
window and asks the officer, "what is wrong officer?".
"License and registration?" Dark Cop asks the man.
Nervously the man replies," N-no sir I had my license suspended and this is a 
new car that I have not registred yet"
Dark Cops scowl slowly turns into a smirk as he takes off his glasses an says,
"Good work, now....is this your bag of chips?"
The man nods at the Dark Cop and hangs his head low.
"I'll let you off with a warning this time, keep litter where it belongs."
DARK COP DARK COP DARK COP DARK COP DARK COP DARK COP!
*roll credits*
Excectutive Producer: Snooky
Director: Snooky
Written by: Snooky
Cast:In order of appearance(Or alphabetical order)
Dark Cop: Snaebjorn (R.I.P.)
Man: Ivar
*This episode is a rerun. Expect new episodes to come. 
NEXT WEEK!
GAME of SPOONS!!!
Note #1
posted on Jokes
Friday, December 15, 2017 @ 01:45
Last time on Game of Spoons:

Eye contact.

Corn Nuts.
Eye contact.
Corn Nuts.
Eye contact.
Corn Nuts.
Eye contact.
Corn Nuts.
"Ulitimate Ninja wake up!!!"
*beep beep beep*
"don't you die on me dammit!"
"Heebies dropping!"
"Inta-Bait NOW!"
"CardiacarresthesinFEETFAIL!"
"Clear!"
*Defibrillator noises"
It seems as though Ultimate Ninja is stable, but he is in a coma. Oh NO!
Will he wake up? And what about him, his friend what's his name?
/
Find out on the next episode of...
GAME
of
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!
So a moth goes into a pediatrist's office
Note #66
posted on Jokes
Saturday, December 9, 2017 @ 03:55
A moth goes into a podiatrists office, and the podiatrists office says,
What seems to be the problem, moth?
The moth says Whats the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for
Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I dont even
know what Im doing anymore. I dont even know if Gregory Illinivich
knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring
him happiness. But I dont know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here
and there at night II sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in
my bed thats on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I dont know where
to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in thein the cold of last
year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and
this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro
Ivinalititavitch I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say,
when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I that I
catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasnt
such a coward, then perhapsperhaps I could bring myself to reach over to
that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this
hellish facade once and for allDoc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even
though Im a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting
fire underneath me. Im not feeling good. And so the doctor says, Moth,
man, youre troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on
earth did you come here?
And the moth says, Cause the light was on.
-Norm MacDonald
Re: No Santa this year +
Note #38237
posted on Ideas
Sunday, December 3, 2017 @ 17:43
Reply to: Note 38236 posted by Mendaloth

I'm looking forward to seeing santa this year.
-1
Allow buyout price to be set lower than 1 million
Note #38223
posted on Ideas
Thursday, November 30, 2017 @ 12:07
I think it'd be cool to be able to sell let's say Trivia incomplete
healing potions on the market with a fair buyout price. That way if 
someone needs one or several right away they can just snatch them up.
Supply and demand:)

Snooky
Re: Put more mobs and such on world maps +
Note #38195
posted on Ideas
Sunday, November 26, 2017 @ 22:01
Reply to: Note 38194 posted by Crowley

I've been camping out here, and its just so
desolate and empty. I think it would encourage more
exploration. Mobs arent just for leveling, you'd
know this if you were familar with MOBProgs.
-
Snooky
Put more mobs and such on world maps
Note #38193
posted on Ideas
Sunday, November 26, 2017 @ 21:56
^
Snooky
Re: My favorite love songs +++
Note #325
posted on Misc
Monday, November 20, 2017 @ 13:10
Reply to: Note 324 posted by Abelinc

Drug Ballad by Eminem, 
because it starts with him saying "this is my love song"

Snooky
Re: My favorite love songs +++++++
Note #321
posted on Misc
Sunday, November 19, 2017 @ 22:51
Reply to: Note 320 posted by Quadrapus

Love? by Strapping Young Lad
ability to write or restring books
Note #38145
posted on Ideas
Sunday, November 19, 2017 @ 01:28
I think we should be able to create our own "books"
in a similar fashion to how the Newbie guide or other readable
documents funtion. And also have the the ability to restring so to 
speak the readable portion of items that have them. Like the helpers guide.
It should still cost trivia points of course.

Snooky
Showcase auction 82074
Note #48167
posted on Forsale
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 23:17

The following showcase item has been posted for sale by Snooky.

The auction is for Gold and will end in 7 days.

+-----------------------------------------------------------------+
| Keywords   : garbage can                                        |
| Name       : a garbage can                                      |
| Id         : 1881017926                                         |
| Type       : Portal                    Level  :     1           |
| Worth      : 30                        Weight :     5           |
| Wearable   : hold, portal                                       |
| Score      : 0                                                  |
| Material   : tin                                                |
| Flags      : glow, hum, magic, burn-proof, auctioned, V3,       |
|            : lauction                                           |
| Found at   : Lowlands Paradise '96                              |
| Leads to   : The Grand City of Aylor                            |
| Level Mods : -2                                                 |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------+
Showcase auction 82072
Note #48163
posted on Forsale
Saturday, November 18, 2017 @ 18:04

The following showcase item has been posted for sale by Snooky.

The auction is for Gold and will end in 7 days.

+-----------------------------------------------------------------+
| Keywords   : bottle jim bean                                    |
| Name       : a bottle of Jim Bean                               |
| Id         : 1880185714                                         |
| Type       : Weapon                    Level  :     1           |
| Worth      : 12                        Weight :     2           |
| Wearable   : wield                                              |
| Score      : 16                                                 |
| Material   : glass                                              |
| Flags      : unique, magic, V3, lauction                        |
| Found at   : Hotel Orlando                                      |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------+
| Weapon Type: exotic                 Average Dam :      4        |
| Inflicts   : smash                  Damage Type : Bash          |
| Specials   : vorpal                                             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------+
| Stat Mods  : Hit points   : +3                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------+
Re: I looked inside your genetic lunchbox +
Note #6798
posted on Jokes
Saturday, April 20, 2013 @ 20:39
Reply to: Note 6797 posted by Noegel

Noegel, I have looked inside your genetic lunchbox.....

And I found a peanut butter and jelly sandwich....WITH THE CRUST CUT OFF!


Snooky
I looked inside your genetic lunchbox
Note #6796
posted on Jokes
Saturday, April 20, 2013 @ 20:28
Post here and I will look inside your genetic lunchbox and tell you what is 
inside of it!

Snooky
Re: Manor Upgrades
Note #25942
posted on Ideas
Wednesday, April 17, 2013 @ 18:47
Reply to: Note 25939 posted by Acheos

plus juan
Tricked out restrung Garbage can
Note #41218
posted on Forsale
Friday, April 5, 2013 @ 00:51
+-----------------------------------------------------------------+
| Keywords   : garbage can snake eater fulton                     |
| Name       : Fulton Recovery System                             |
| Id         : 950496053                                          |
| Type       : Portal                    Level  :     4           |
| Worth      : 30                        Weight :     5           |
| Wearable   : hold, portal                                       |
| Score      : 0                                                  |
| Material   : tin                                                |
| Flags      : glow, magic, held, burn-proof, auctioned, V3,      |
|            : restrung                                           |
| Leads to   : The Grand City of Aylor                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------+

For all you Metal Gear Solid fans out there, I have made a garbage
can into the image of the fulton recovery balloon from Peace Walker.
In addition to restringing I have also removed the melt drop flag and
have added a burn-proof flag.

Just send me a tell or personal note with your offer if you are 
interested in buying it. I am looking to at least get back about
three tp tokens worth of gold out of it but the price is negotiable.


Snooky
non-curse gclan? timeline? ++++++
Note #23263
posted on General
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 22:18
Reply to: Note 23262 posted by Fiendish

>I just want to know when gclan wasn't a curse channel.

It wasnt a curse channel before? Why did they make the change?

Snooky
Bunghole
Note #6790
posted on Jokes
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 17:02
Woman say "Boys are like purses
 They're cute, full of crap and can always 
be replaced". Men say "Girls are like condoms
 They spend too much time in your 
wallet and not enough time on your dick".

Snooy
Re: Add GMCP for global echo +
Note #25789
posted on Ideas
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 12:26
Reply to: Note 25788 posted by Phaide

I have no clue what this idea is.
non-curse gclan? timeline? ++++++
Note #23258
posted on General
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 11:34
Reply to: Note 23257 posted by Etzli

Seems as though you are splitting hairs in order to just be on your chosen
side Etzli. And you are wrong about outcast pk not being a clan feature 
and I will explain why. Only pk clans can pk in pk flagged rooms if they
meet the level requirements. This feature extends to outcasts as well and iy
erm it seems that you overlooked this. I don't know if that would make you
change your argument or not but I just thought that I would point that out.


And to your point about everybody having access to every channel not being
harmful, I most certainly disagree. Certain channels have certain requirements
partly because that is what gives that channel it's identity. If giants speak
on the troll racetalk channel that channel is no longer for the troll race
and thus it loses its identity. Same for tiertalk and nobletalk and the
like.

Now you could use the argument I just made above as an argument against
outcasts having gclan. But consider gclan's identity for a moment. Outcasts
do have clan features like I described above and they are clan related, you
have to have been in a clan to become an outcast unlike loner. Outcasts 
having access to this channel may improve the identity of Gclan. It certainly
would not go against it. Cheezburger brought up an awesome concept as well
with the idea of glcan being readonly for outcasts. That may be a more
appropriate idea and would certainly add something to the identity of gclan as
well.

Snooky
Re: non-curse gclan? timeline? +++++
Note #23250
posted on General
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 07:31
Reply to: Note 23249 posted by Vakieh

Well outcasts can pk and be pk'd this sets them apart from every loner and 
vanilla out there. If this is not in line with the intent of what the outcast
flag represents these days it should change. If it is found that outcasts 
maybe do represent more than the di-clans file says then they imo, should at
least be given gclan. This is all just my opinion of course and I do not see
this changing. But still if you want to go by the letter of the law so to
speak the di-clans file says nothing about weather or not outcasts should 
have gclan specificly. If they should absolutley not that I think the helpfile
should be changed to reflect this, at the very least.

GSnooky
non-curse gclan? timeline? ++++++
Note #23248
posted on General
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 07:22
Reply to: Note 23247 posted by Hwuaijijal

I should mention that the DI-Clans file does not mention anything about the
gclan channel at all. Just clantalk itself.
Snooky
non-curse gclan? timeline? ++++++
Note #23243
posted on General
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 04:02
Reply to: Note 23242 posted by Trurien

Well obviously it is in di-clans that outcasts will NOT get clan features. But
thats why this is not on the ideas board but the general one instead. The di
file does not however say the real reason why outcasts cannot be a clan. That
being that the power structure of the clans are threatened by the idea that
all of those they throw away may rise up against them. Outcasts would 
threaten the power monopoly of the clan system. I mean we are just talking
about it here and not even discussing it for any real change and look how
upset people get over it. This is similar to the U.N. gun ban treaty that
was signed the other day.

Snooky
Re: non-curse gclan? timeline? ++++++
Note #23240
posted on General
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 03:47
Reply to: Note 23238 posted by Leinei

It could be argued that outcasts are a "de facto" clan. You can't argue that
a lv30 is a tier and you can't argue that a giant is also a troll and have 
access to the trolls racetalk. In fact, outcasts USED to have glcan so that
also makes your point moot seeing as none of your possibilities ever happened.
And as we established earlier the reasoning for removing outcasts from glcan
do not apply anymore. It's sort of just an old law now. And the only reason
for opposition seems to be regurgitating someone else's thoughts or just 
going "wah wah I don't want outcasts on my glcan, they should use their own
water fountains and bathrooms seperate from ours"


Snooky
Re: non-curse gclan? timeline? ++++++
Note #23237
posted on General
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 03:42
Reply to: Note 23236 posted by Leinei

Nice collection of strawmen there. Almost all the ones you mentioned would be
a problem. No, in fact all of them are. It says nothing about outcasts and 
gclan. Outcasts having glcan might actually improve the clan system, maybe.
What is not a maybe to me is it causing problems. The reason people are against
this is because they have been told as such and for no good reason. I want
real answers.
Snooky
Re: Let outcast read notes, but not write them. +
Note #25782
posted on Ideas
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 02:59
Reply to: Note 25780 posted by Cosmi

This idea makes no sense.
-1
Re: non-curse gclan? timeline? ++++
Note #23235
posted on General
Thursday, April 4, 2013 @ 02:55
Reply to: Note 23234 posted by Kojiro

Well ok, if the reason for the change doesnt apply than why keep that change in
place like you said? There is no way that outcast would become popular. And I
think saying "outcast isnt a clan lol" is a copout answer that is fed to the
hive to avoid discussion on the issue. It's dismissive and it's bullcrap. If
someone could tell me why outcasts having gclan would be a problems I'd like to
hear it.
Snooky
Re: non-curse gclan? timeline? ++
Note #23231
posted on General
Wednesday, April 3, 2013 @ 20:40
Reply to: Note 23230 posted by Kojiro

I wasnt around back then but I don't know what the fear was about. If clans
want members to stick around, then be a good clan. If outcast was "cooler"
than having outcasts having access to glan was definately not the problem. 
I don't see how removing outcasts from glcan has done anything but hide the
problem and make the forgetful hive happy.
Snooky
Re: let outcast read gclan, but not speak on it +
Note #25777
posted on Ideas
Wednesday, April 3, 2013 @ 20:15
Reply to: Note 25776 posted by Kallendbor

Actually you would need to produce a valid reason. You have not done so 
and so you have only trolled an idea thread. The irony of "anti trolls" never
ceases to amaze me.
Snooky
Re: help description
Note #13208
posted on Typos
Wednesday, April 3, 2013 @ 04:36
Reply to: Note 13207 posted by Dantin

Not sure what you mean here.
Would you like access to immtalk? +++++
Note #23220
posted on General
Wednesday, April 3, 2013 @ 04:30
Reply to: Note 23219 posted by Redryn

Right there is definately a correlation between being t9 and maturity.

*coughstarlightcough*
Would you like access to immtalk? +++++
Note #23218
posted on General
Wednesday, April 3, 2013 @ 04:26
Reply to: Note 23217 posted by Trurien

I disagree Trurien a person at 199 is NOT mature enough to handle the high
brow discussions that go on in the immtalk channel.
Would you like access to immtalk? +++++
Note #23216
posted on General
Wednesday, April 3, 2013 @ 03:17
Reply to: Note 23215 posted by Vanion

I agree I agree
Who ignore (player)
Note #25771
posted on Ideas
Tuesday, April 2, 2013 @ 01:29
This command would let you see the who list of who is ignoring that person.
That is all....

Snooky
Re: Our new deity open our doors to new clan members!
Note #41
posted on Clan
Monday, April 1, 2013 @ 22:04
Reply to: Note 40 posted by Koala

This clan sounds right up my alley. Lobes are kind of my thing.

Snooky
I am changing my name and retiring.
Note #15795
posted on Misc
Monday, April 1, 2013 @ 16:07
I want suggestions for a new name and pretitle. Post them here.


Snooky
Owner of Snooky's Pub, for now.
Re: rankings
Note #25769
posted on Ideas
Monday, April 1, 2013 @ 15:33
Reply to: Note 25768 posted by Starphoenix

+1 from me. I love this idea I care about ranks so much!

Snooky's BOOT Token Challenge is TODAY!
Note #7215
posted on Games
Monday, April 1, 2013 @ 15:25
Just a reminder to anyone who possesses non clanonly flagged boot tokens you
can turn them in for a chance to win a prize if you should have the 1st, 2nd
or 3rd most amount of tokens. Just come to my manor and ring the bell if you
have tokens. The SW is:

Runto manorwoods and then run 2s1e3s1e3s1e6s1w

The contest will end around midnight tonight so hurry up and drop them off or
I will go crazy! Prizes will be handed out soon after. The only "fool" will be
those that did not participate, or thought it was a scam like Chinese Sonshi.

Snooky