Ivar: "Sup, bitches? It's time for the elimination." Liber: "I wonder who will be eliminated. Dog cost us the challenge last episode but he one the challenge in the first episode." Dog: "Woof." Ayla: "Please! Stop breaking the fourth wall!" Peter: "This is exciting! I hope I'm safe!" Alice: "Indeed. Finding out who leaves is an exciting event. Unless the contestant eliminated is you." Ivar: "Well, Alice, you're about to find out who is eliminated. Woofiens, we got 2 votes this time." DarkCop: "Let's just get to who's outa here." Ivar: "Don't fucking rush me!" Alice: "So, who's safe?" Crivoght: "LAPORTA!" Alice: "That is odd." Bob: "Yeah dude! LaPorta's on the Shut Up Ninjas! We're not up for voting!" Ivar: "Bob. You're on the other team." Ivar tosses bob away from the elimination area. Ivar: "As I was saying, we got 2 votes. Vladia, Dog and Alice are all safe." Alice: "The notification that I am still allowed to participate is like music to my ears!" Ivar: "You will get music to your ears. The prises this time are sets of headphones." Ivar throws headphones at the safe contestants. Ivar: "Noegel, Claire and Peter are also safe." Peter: "Yay!" Ivar: "Same thing goes for Glimmer, whoever Glimmer is. Seriously, who the fuck is Glimmer?" Peter: "I don't know." Vladia: "You got me." Liber: "Must've missed that episode." Orcron: "Shut up! Shut up! All of you!" Ivar: "Anyway, DarkCop is also safe. Orcron, you got the equivalent amount of votes as the amount of combat maze fights Reltubydoc has won." Orcron: "And what the fuck is that number?!" Ivar: "It's also one less than the smallest perfect number." Orcron: "Just fucking tell me!" Ivar: "2. You are eliminated. LOLOLOL, if you were smart, you would know the answer is actually 0. I guess you're not so smart after all." Orcron: "I'm gonna kill you some day!" Liber: "Um, Orcron, Ivar's a god. You can't really kill him." Crivoght: "I'll be safe for LaPorta!" Ivar: "Well, Crivoght, you and Liber are tied for the most votes. The person eliminated will be the person who falls off the platform that just appeared out of nowhere." Liber: "LaPorta is down there." Crivoght: "Oh my god! LaPorta! I love you!" Crivoght jumps off the platform, landing on the ground below. Ivar: "That's settled. Crivoght, you're out of here." Crivoght: "Wait! LaPorta's chances of winning just increased?! Oh yeah! Go LaPorta! Yay! LaPorta's the best! You've got this! I love you! Go LaPorta! I really love you! Yay! Win for us!" Ivar throws Crivoght into the LOL with one hand, just to prove he is god. Ivar: "Ok. Today's challenge is to drink a ton of beer. The team who drinks the most beer will win immunity. The team that doesn't will get crushed by this motherfucking anvil." LaPorta: "Dish schood beh e she." Ivar: "Go." Peter: "I can't drink beer! I'm a kid!" DarkCop: "Don't sweat it. I've been drinking since I was 2. I didn't get in trouble once." Peter: "That's all I needed to hear!" DarkCop: "Quit whining and start drinking!" Maerchyng: "Um, I don't think it is healthy for a dog to drink beer." Chich: "But it's healthy for a dog to get humped!" Chich starts humping dog mercilessly! Starling: "I'm seriously thinking about banning you." LaPorta finnishes his 379th bottle of beer. 2 hours later... Ivar: "Time's up. Noone died so I won't have to take away any points. Woofins, you lost again it's time to get crushed." LaPorta: "Goat anny maw beer?" LaPorta runs in right before the anvil drops. Ivar drops the oversized anvil, crushing Woof and LaPorta. Ivar: "Whoops, I killed LaPorta." Readers, vote for either Claire, DarkCop, Orcron, Alice, Dog, Noegel, Peter, Liber or Vladia to leave the show by posting a personal note to Reltubydoc. Whoever receives the most votes will leave the show.
BF1G 4: Crushed **Hick* and Super Fuckin Drunk!!!
Thursday, March 8, 2018 @ 03:13