ManMan and Aaeron are still in the communication room. Aaeron: "Hey! Did you hear?" ManMan: "Did I hear your boring lecture? Yes. And I don't want to hear another one." Aaeron: "Young Man. That attitude is not good if you want a chance at making friends." ManMan: "It's ManMan, not "Young Man." And stop trying to force me to change my personality. I'm a huge dick and the fans love me for it." Animated Desk Fan: "Oh my god! I love you! I'm your biggest fan!" Aaeron: "Is that what you meant?" ManMan: "Not at all. But tell your desk fan that it is no better than the LaPorta fangirl from BF1G." Ivar: "Bitch, how do you know about BF1G?" ManMan: "Oh. I love that show. But I really fucking hate Crivoght." Ivar: "That explanes why you were such a dick to her last episode." ManMan: "Ok. Are you stalking me or something?" Ivar: "No. I'm a fucking god. I thought you'd know that." ManMan: "Speaking of gods, Ayla got really pissed at you for breaking the fourth wall." Aaaeron: "I heard that she's gonna break up with you or something." Ivar: "I already broke up with her." Ayla: "This is the wrong show, Ivar!" Aaeron: "I hope Orcron gets eliminated. He's really mean, sorta like you." ManMan gets a raged look in his eyes! ManMan: "DON't YOU EVER COMPARE ME TO ORCRON! THAT GUY IS A HIDEOUS UNLOVING PIECE OF SHIT WHO IS MEAN TO EVERYONE JUST FOR THE SAKE OF BEING MEAN!!!" Aaeron: "If I wasn't against drug use, I'd tell you to take a chill pill." ManMan: "It's funny when I do it, not when he does it. Also, he poisoned me once." Ivar: "I can't vote because I'm the host. But if I could, I'd vote Dog. 3 episodes." Aaeron: "Ok. Back to the lesson." Aaeron teaches ManMan everything he has to know. Ivar: "Yeah, Rel knew that noone wanted to read the Academy lessons in this series so he skipped them." **task done: Do some shit with Aaeron! **task added: Geography can be boring, but you need to do it! **task hint: It's the only class on the first floor you haven't taken yet! As some (including myself) would say: "Save the best for last!" Reltubydoc: "Well, do you want that free beer?" ManMan runs out of the room at the mere sound of the words, "Free beer." Reltubydoc: "Oh, also, Aaeron, you're not a player anymore so your vote will not be counted. However, it'll be mentioned in BF1G." What will await ManMan in the Geography Training Room? Why are my outros so boring? Why isn't this episode unlucky? ManMan: "I don't believe in superstitions." Find out next time on... If! Aardwolf! Wasn't! Realistic!!! Ivar leaves the room with style, but smashes the window in the process.
If Aardwolf Was Not Realistic 13!!!
Wednesday, April 25, 2018 @ 03:53